I'm Rocky, and I've been suffering from awkward for 19 years. On the bright side, a daily dose of Rocky will provide up to 100% of your daily recommended vitamin swag.

Embrace the Awkward
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mermaid613:

saphirap-indie:

royalteens:

jesus did not die for this

the more I stare at it the funnier it gets

This is wonderful.

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manboobmaiden:

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it

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bastille:

Age: 17

Occupation: Dancing Queen

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kawaiisquad:

finsley:

gangnam style came on the radio again

this sounds like a post apocalyptic diary entry

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mitunathehelicaptor:

i love when people say my name cause its like hey thats me

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i-am-that-monster:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

image

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crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

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tigermisu:

mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

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how much swag would a gangster swag, if a gangster swagged up swag?

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Anonymous said:

FUCK THE POPO!

whyyyyyyyy can’t i have real asks like all the famous bloggers. why can’t i have nice thingssss…..

answered 1 day ago
Anonymous said:

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

what? i was so excited for an ask and i can’t even understand this one!

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fuckyeahsexeducation:

condomdepot:

strangevixen:

Got some safety garment fabric for everyone!! #limited #sleepwear & #partywear pieces available this week for #afropunk #strangevixens #condom #safetyfirst

We want some prom dresses made out of this!

I NEED THIS. I NEED LOTS OF FABRIC LIKE THIS. I NEED TO MAKE OUTFITS OUT OF THEM. I NEED TO BECOME THE SEX EDUCATION VERSION OF MS. FRIZZLE.

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PLEASE. IDC IF YOU’RE ANON. JUST. BLAH. I NEED DISTRACTIONS ASAP. I’LL MAKE YOU A CUTE DOODLE IF YOU DO.