I'm Rocky, and I've been suffering from awkward for 19 years. On the bright side, a daily dose of Rocky will provide up to 100% of your daily recommended vitamin swag.

Embrace the Awkward
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pancakemilkshake:

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

It’s 2 iPhones connected with a hinge and when you close it both screens smack together and crack.

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montypla:

wow an actually accurate recommendation on MAL?

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My daddy said, that the first time you fall in love, it changes you forever and no matter how hard you try, that feeling just never goes away.

Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook (via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

(via quotelounge)  
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monserratluna:

kickstartforever:

Everyone please reblog this. I want all of tumblr to see this.

True.

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pararoses:

Does anyone else feel really guilty when they start talking about their own feelings and then immediately regret saying anything because you just feel so annoying and pathetic and ugh

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stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

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thatfunnyblog:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN

YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

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fullmetalfisting:

  • who the fuck cares
  • have you never seen a nipple before
  • who cares
  • who the fuck cares
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thegodsoftimeandlight:

nerdywithadashofawesome:

liztheking:

kioskstuck:

otter-cha0s:

tanxsinx:

ichthyologist:

Scientists Successfully Implant Lungs into Fish

Scientists have successfully created a goldfish that is capable of breathing atmospheric air. Using advanced microsurgery techniques, researchers at the New South Wales Veterinary Institute implanted a pair of frog lungs into the fish, which survived out of water for 2 hours.

The lungs were connected to the respiratory surface that were naturally found in the gills. The fish was able to conduct gas exchange through the lungs instead of the gills, which allowed it to breath in a terrestrial environment. A very humid chamber was constructed for the goldfish so that it did not dehydrate.

Find out more

Image: KSL.org

why

SCIENCE ISN’T ABOUT WHY IT’S ABOUT WHY NOT

i don’t think you guys understand how important this is if we’re able to put lungs in fish it means we may be able to put gills in humans which means we’re one step closer to becoming mermaids

this scares me like what if someday a whole bunch of fish have lungs in them and they hated the surgery and they end up rebelling and killing us i mean i don’t know about you but if I saw a herd of fish running at me i would drop everything and freaking run

they gave them lungs not legs they’d be like fucking magikarp flopping around on the ground being useless pieces of crap

oh my god

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fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

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mermaid613:

saphirap-indie:

royalteens:

jesus did not die for this

the more I stare at it the funnier it gets

This is wonderful.

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manboobmaiden:

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it

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bastille:

Age: 17

Occupation: Dancing Queen

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kawaiisquad:

finsley:

gangnam style came on the radio again

this sounds like a post apocalyptic diary entry