I'm Rocky, and I've been suffering from awkward for 18 years. You can hit me up, but please know my case is serious. But hey, at least I'm fucking adorable.

Embrace the Awkward
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phanphanphan:

you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK

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basedgosh:

*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*

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magnezone:

my brother has 700 hours logged on his copy of pokemon pearl. he has three entire boxes filled with starly. didn’t catch them for IVs. doesn’t even know how to battle competitively. he just really likes starly 

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methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

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o-oblivien:

truer words have never been spoken

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girlproblemz:

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT??

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beesmygod:

What a weird piano.

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burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

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the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"